A Poor Showing
Wednesday, April 2nd, 2008Well, I really fucked up the Constraints I laid out for March. My good friend Sasha knows me well enough to profit from these bouts of optimism, so he bet me a reasonable sum that I wouldn’t make four out of the six Constraints. Even if you accept a couple of my excuses (and you know you shouldn’t), I made two. If you follow the letter and not the spirit of the law, I succeeded at zero of these tasks.
Let’s go through them:
I will eat out only three times this month, and not spend over $100 total on this. When at home, I will eat inexpensively and I will try to consume all my leftovers.
NOPE.
I will drink one beer per day, perhaps two on the weekend. This does not count a beer that someone might purchase for me.
SORT OF.
I will visit the gym every other day, with the option to skip a weekend visit if I exercise at home. (This will ensure I get value from my gym membership).
NOPE.
I will sell my two ham radios at a reasonable price.
NOPE.
I will make and sell at least two t-shirts…getting them in a store on consignment is okay for this.
NOPE.
I will find freelance work and execute it at a rate more than $20/hr.
SORT OF.
I did not make or think about making T-shirts. Sorry about that. I will do better.
Sasha, thank you for your support—let me know where to send my finest Liar’s Poker bills.